too much X?...

Feel that you've been getting a bit too much X/1999 lately? Welcome to my You Know You're Having Too Much X When... page! According to my humble knowledge, there were no such lists on X before, so I decided to make my own, seeing how this kind of sites seems to be popular in the anime web community. If there is one already, well... Anyway, read on and enjoy! And I'm always waiting for your additions to this list! E-mail me (Takibi) and send your ideas.

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Too Much X?...

You Know You're Having Too Much X When...

...you want Kamui to be your bride.

...you believe that you're a Dragon of... something, you just need to be recruited soon. Why doesn't Hinoto come to your dreams anyway?

...what? The 1999 year is over and humanity is still there?... Oh gosh, Fuuma failed!...

...you get a lot of leather, feathers and glue and try to make yourself a pair of Kamui-style wings, but end up looking like a Batman after a battle with Eternal Sailormoon.

...you smoke Mild Seven Select to be more like Seishirou.

...you pluck Mild Seven Select out of people's mouths to be more like Fuuma.

...you have a tendency to collapse in hysterics, crying because no one believes you have a pet inugami, making people around wonder what the heck is an inugami and why should they believe that you own it.

...you want to have a weak heart to be more like Kotori.

...your Wish is to lose your right eye.

...you nickname your computer "Beast".

...each time you hear the song "Forever Love", you break into tears and wail until you're shown an artbook picture of Kamui and Fuuma cuddling and neck-nibbling under a blanket.

...you try to convince people that you're a genderless bioroid with no emotions, even though you've been known as a young girl who cried herself to sleep on "Titanic".

...you develop a sudden liking of chocolate chip ice-cream.

...you were deeply hurt when you realized that X-Files and X-Men are NOT the sequels to X the Movie.

...you can't remain calm on your Algebra lessons anymore - all equations have the letter "X" in themselves.

...you try to get a sword out of your younger sister.

...you've been nicknamed "I am Kamui".

...you ask your hair stylist to make your hair look like Fuuma's (much to the stylist's deep shock).

...the regular amount of clothing you wear decreased to that of Kanoe and Karen.

...you start a Shougo Asagi fanclub and manage to get more than 200 members in a week.

...you scratch your palm like mad trying to pull out a sword.

...after finally coming to Japan and immediately buying all existing X merchandise, you head to Tokyo Tower in search of the most precious trophy - Fuuma's head.

...what on Earth is "too much X"?!

...you weared black and looked pretty much like someone who just lost his most precious relative after reading the Asuka installment with the infamous Rainbow Bridge scene.

...you want your younger sister to be more like Kotori to have an actual reason to murder her.

...CLAMP is god and no one besides CLAMP is.

...you watch Vampire Princess Miyu, then glance at a picture of Fuuma doing his neck-nibbling duties and end up dreaming of Vampire Princess Fuuma the next night.

...your idol is Kakyou... so you decide not to wake up in the morning. Anymore.

...you wear sunglasses and a coat even in pitch-dark and hot places and think you look just as cool and irresistable as Seishirou.

...you murmur "Humans are boring, but you guys are the best" in your school computer class... and no one freaks, since everyone got used to that already.

...you suddenly start speaking with Osaka accent and you don't even know Japanese.

...you plan to name your future kids Fuuma and Kotori, even though you know how they'll end up then.

...you consider Kusanagi an image of absolute refined beauty.

...your ultimate goal is to get yourself a Kamui plushie, since you were finally convinced that you can't get the real Kamui in a billion years (well, of course, Fuuma is a strong rival, you know that!).

...you already have the X OAVs that were supposed to be released on August 25.

...during year 2001, October, you move to Japan to watch the X TV series when it starts being aired.

...you'll rather watch the X Movie in crappy quality on your computer than a brand new film [insert name here] in a movie theater.

...your friends are afraid of even mentioning anything that reminds you of X.

...actually, everything reminds you of X.

...you're having dreams about the Earth's future.

...you and your local female computer maniac are fighting over Yuuto.

...you've been to all existing X sites.

...you think their number is too small and decide to increase them by starting to build your own. You know, a shrine to Kamui's cape, temple of Saya and Tooru's love, a gallery of Seishirou's birds of prey...